When you seem capable of succeeding at anything you put your mind to, why the fuck is finding your significant other such a struggle?
I really think that one-liners and clever tactics only look good on paper. What they won’t do is get you a lasting partnership.
If you’ve met me in my 20’s, you probably might have been fooled by the facade I was putting out. I can’t blame you; it was a carefully crafted one.
What’s happening here? You were genuinely thrilled when you planned for this evening, and that person really *is* charming and exciting, so why are you not enjoying yourself?